U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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