is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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