She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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