im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
NoShamevember. You game?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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