I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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