why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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