we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I look better un-naked...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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