ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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