I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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