So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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