i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
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