I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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