just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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