well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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