"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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