Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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