we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize