The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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