yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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