Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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