My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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