the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
We need a shit load of segways right now
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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