oh fat girl friday strikes again...
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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