She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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