I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize