i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
