morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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