what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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