i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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