are you still at the devil's house?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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