There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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