Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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