She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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