Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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