Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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