Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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