Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
