do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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