Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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