that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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