Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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