i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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