i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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