Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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