Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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