So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Randomize
