So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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