i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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