my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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