the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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