We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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