the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Randomize
