if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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