Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize