chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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