I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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