@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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